Stormy: "Hey Richard, do you know what the best kind of ship is? FRIENDSHIP!"
Most romantic note, evar.
Stormy: "Uh...nice to meet you, big guy"
Stormtrooper: "Haaaay girl haaaaay! Sorry for distracting you, but...you look like you need a break from all that technology."
Stormtrooper: "My favorite color is of the reddish-orange hue and all, but what's with this Pantone Color of The Year Thing? There's Tangerine Tango makeup, notebooks, and even a frozen yogurt out! It would be cool to eat Tangerine Tango colored Tangerine Tango flavored froyo though."
Stormtrooper: “I got you something! So this bracelet is to protect you from scary monsters ‘n all that bad stuff. Like that Mockingjay pin from that Hunger Games book.”
Stormtrooper: *Poke* “…I just wanted to say Hi :D.”
Stormtrooper: "Like this sturdy metal binder clip, I'll keep you together during the times you feel like falling apart"
Stormtrooper: "I don't know why you like bears so much. This one in particular isn't very dashing."
Stormtrooper: "Have you noticed that I've been working out lately? No seriously, babe - I got you tickets to the gun show! BOOM!"