Stormtrooper: "Like this sturdy metal binder clip, I'll keep you together during the times you feel like falling apart"
Stormtrooper: "I don't know why you like bears so much. This one in particular isn't very dashing."
Stormtrooper: "Have you noticed that I've been working out lately? No seriously, babe - I got you tickets to the gun show! BOOM!"
Stormtrooper: "They say 'everything that shines ain't gonna be gold'--but Goldie here seems to be the exception to the rule."
Stormtrooper: "You're beautiful, but you should already know that."
"I went to Cookie Anonymous (always, I'll always, I'll always be a freak)...I guess I'm a failure"
"You got yourself in this mess, so you're the only who can get yourself out of it."