Stormtrooper: “That sign over there says ‘Did you know that gelato has 70% less fat than ice cream?’ so I’m allowed to indulge! Plus this place lets me have THREE flavors in a small cup…WHO DOES THAT?”
Gelato > Ice Cream
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Brace yourself!
Stormtrooper: “I got you something! So this bracelet is to protect you from scary monsters ‘n all that bad stuff. Like that Mockingjay pin from that Hunger Games book.”
Hi.
Stormtrooper: *Poke* “…I just wanted to say Hi :D.”
Hold you together
Stormtrooper: "Like this sturdy metal binder clip, I'll keep you together during the times you feel like falling apart"
Bears, bears, bears…
Stormtrooper: "I don't know why you like bears so much. This one in particular isn't very dashing."
One Thing
Stormtrooper: "Have you noticed that I've been working out lately? No seriously, babe - I got you tickets to the gun show! BOOM!"
Gold
Stormtrooper: "They say 'everything that shines ain't gonna be gold'--but Goldie here seems to be the exception to the rule."
Feel Beautiful
Stormtrooper: "You're beautiful, but you should already know that."
Green Tea Nomz Pt. 2
Stormtrooper: "I just want to put my face in it, but I have a spoon so I guess I'll use that."
For the nomz
Stormtrooper: "Babe, I cooked this up for you. Hope you like it! Sorry if you don't, I'll cook better next time >_< ...but look at all this protein!"
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